daeneerystargaryen:

hope you all get laid this year

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Happy New Years!

Hope 2014 is filled with tremendous amounts of sex.

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meladoodle:

meladoodle:

You. Corn. Now.

i dont know how i feel about the fact that actual porn blogs have reblogged this

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

You. Corn. Now.

i dont know how i feel about the fact that actual porn blogs have reblogged this

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Oh my god you're back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous

Well I’m working on it

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You have given me and my boyfriend many times of happiness and joy thank yiu
ssvampire

Glad to be of help <3

I reblogged almost every single picture till I reached the very end. ;; Your blog is so perfect I can't.
Anonymous

Aww <3 That’s immensely flattering, love.

Perfect tumblr.
mercurysalem

Thank you <3 

Pretend you have tentacles, whip me with the vacuum cleaner.
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